This is totally a real thing.
Bootie Babe are actual nailpolish bottles that are shaped like women’s asses…that have actual vagina definition.
Oh but this gets better.
Because here is directly from the info

uperBooty President and CEO Mark O’Hara wanted to create a humorous, bold and truely unique beauty product that would literally “stand out” from the competition.

O’Hara’s creative and business interests go beyond nail polish.  He states “My goal is to develop the Bootie Babe brand and manufacture a variety of products including cosmetics, apparel, accessories, gifts and jewelry.
Seriously. First of all? of course it’s a Man, secondly? the info page has NOTHING about the polishes, their composition, any reviews NOTHING it’s basically his PR page for himself.
I am not shitting you at all.

SuperBooty LLC President and CEO Mark O’Hara is the creator of the Bootie Babe beauty and fashion brand.  He is also an entertainer, musician, composer and animator.
After graduating in 1990 from California State University, Chico with degrees in Broadcast Journalism and Music, he was hired by Macromedia, a leading multimedia software firm in San Francisco and managed their Authorized Developer program.

It goes on and on about what companies he worked with etc etc and then goes to..

In 1995 he formed a 15-piece funk dance band called SuperBooty, a popular group that performed over 350 concerts all over California, including gigs with artists such as Kool and the Gang, The Isley Brothers and P-Funk.
O’Hara was responsible for every aspect of the band – management, bookings, finances, music and art direction, web development, promotion and publicity.  
It was during this time that he developed the concept for bootie-themed cosmetics and fashion products, starting with a line of tee-shirts and stickers to promote the band at concerts.
He also began working on early 3D prototypes for a bootie-shaped cosmetics line that would later become Bootie Babe.

Then there’s some more back stroking before the final gem..

The new “Big Bootie” collection, featuring colors such as “Ruby Rump”, “Midnite at the Bodacious” and “Hanky Spanky” will be available for pre-sale ordering on June 15th, 2012 and for sale September 1st, 2012.
It is Mark O’Hara’s goal to grow the Bootie Babe brand beyond cosmetics.  He states,  “The cosmetics line is just an entry point into a whole world of cute and collectible bootie-themed products.  We hope to introdce new Bootie Babe products every year.”

Seriously a whole empire of Ass shaped bottles, with coochie definition. I ..there are no words.
Except for these.
LISSA IF YOU BUY THEM I WILL DISOWN YOU.

This is totally a real thing.

Bootie Babe are actual nailpolish bottles that are shaped like women’s asses…that have actual vagina definition.

Oh but this gets better.

Because here is directly from the info

uperBooty President and CEO Mark O’Hara wanted to create a humorous, bold
and truely unique beauty product that would literally “stand out” from the competition.

O’Hara’s creative and business interests go beyond nail polish.
He states “My goal is to develop the Bootie Babe brand and manufacture a variety
of products including cosmetics, apparel, accessories, gifts and jewelry.

Seriously. First of all? of course it’s a Man, secondly? the info page has NOTHING about the polishes, their composition, any reviews NOTHING it’s basically his PR page for himself.

I am not shitting you at all.

SuperBooty LLC President and CEO Mark O’Hara is the creator of the Bootie Babe beauty and fashion brand.  He is also an entertainer, musician, composer and animator.

After graduating in 1990 from California State University, Chico with degrees in Broadcast Journalism and Music, he was hired by Macromedia, a leading multimedia software firm in San Francisco and managed their Authorized Developer program.

It goes on and on about what companies he worked with etc etc and then goes to..

In 1995 he formed a 15-piece funk dance band called SuperBooty, a popular group that performed over 350 concerts all over California, including gigs with artists such as Kool and the Gang, The Isley Brothers and P-Funk.

O’Hara was responsible for every aspect of the band – management, bookings, finances, music and art direction, web development, promotion and publicity.  

It was during this time that he developed the concept for bootie-themed cosmetics and fashion products, starting with a line of tee-shirts and stickers to promote the band at concerts.

He also began working on early 3D prototypes for a bootie-shaped cosmetics line that would later become Bootie Babe.

Then there’s some more back stroking before the final gem..

The new “Big Bootie” collection, featuring colors such as “Ruby Rump”, “Midnite at the Bodacious” and “Hanky Spanky” will be available for pre-sale ordering on June 15th, 2012 and for sale September 1st, 2012.

It is Mark O’Hara’s goal to grow the Bootie Babe brand beyond cosmetics.  He states,  “The cosmetics line is just an entry point into a whole world of cute and collectible bootie-themed products.  We hope to introdce new Bootie Babe products every year.”

Seriously a whole empire of Ass shaped bottles, with coochie definition. I ..there are no words.

Except for these.

LISSA IF YOU BUY THEM I WILL DISOWN YOU.

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