frank-schlongbottom:

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

markusbones:

If you look at the world and say “Yes, there are enough homes for people, yes, there is enough food for people, but if we give it away for free they won’t have earned it and the economy will collapse.” Then you have chosen money (a constructed medium of exchange) over living beings who only want to continue living in peace and safety.

And I have no qualms telling you, that is the wrong choice, and you have been brainwashed by this destructive, exploitative system.

did-you-kno:

Source
When men imagine a female uprising, they imagine a world in which women rule men as men have ruled women.

Sally Kempton

I feel this is very important.

(via yourenotsylviaplath)

It’s been apparent to me for a while that most men can’t really imagine “equality.”  All they can imagine is having the existing power structure inverted.

I cannot decide whether this shows how unimaginative they are, or shows how aware they must be of what they do in order to so deeply fear having it turned on them.

(via naamahdarling)

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

Me and my best friend when we know it’s about to be a good night
makeupbag:

http://makeupbag.tumblr.com/

chucksauce:

Doctor Who/X-Files AU: in which Dana Scully moonlights as the Doctor’s companion and doesn’t tell Mulder about it

HOLY HELL I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS BUT I NEED THIS

PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE THIS THING I WILL LOVE IT FOREVER.

makeupbag:

http://makeupbag.tumblr.com/

babyslime:

sarcastic-devil:

alisonhauntrix:

t-h-e-judge:

scar72:

sorcererlance:

benanderson89:

adelein:

flustered-darcy:

evilgenius101:

the most accurate post on tumblr

UUUUGGGGHHHHH

This

I think I’m doing this right…

dammit England, stop making us look bad D:

*goes back in time and convinces my mom to raise me in England*

this really makes me angry. My gf cries herself to sleep sometimes because college is too fucking expensive here in the states.

I’m 27 and I really want to go back to school and I can’t. It’s just too expensive for me to afford with the job I have. Here in the states, they don’t want you to succeed if you are poor. It’s easier to kick someone when they are down. I swear to God, I hate it here.

Bolding part of the above because it’s just oh so fucking true.

Truth.